Keep f**king that chicken

So I haven't blogged in many many moons. Aside of my rant in July; we have to go back to the beginning of the summer. I have to say that usually is a good thing. It means that I've been busy. There have been so many things that have happened that I'm not going to go through it all.

I wanted to kick a blog old school for a friend of mine and let's do this:

- With each passing day I fall more in love with 'fall' and move away from my love of summer

- Why in the hell do people need a snuggie with two holes in it? "Hey hon, I have to go to the bathroom and well...looks like you're coming with me". More over; Snuggie Fashion Show? WTF?

- Costco vodka is pretty damn tasty and damn cheap

- If Street Sharks were real; it could quite possibly be one of the most scary things alive. Shark Week would be every day. I can just say; it would not be 'jawsome'

- Best part of summer is street vendor tacos

- Best part of fall; football and the leaves changing

- Why have I never been to Cotton Bottom before this past weekend? Damn good burger

- Damn that Kayne West and his antics. According to Kayne, Bush hates black people and now everyone in American; including President Obama hates you

- Gave the dog a bath and she looks like a walking cotton ball

- Boyz II Men came to the State Fair in concert; could someone please tell Bush that they need to do a concert with Oasis, Green Day and Weezer to relive my junior high days as well?

- Bacon wrapped around fruit is pretty damn tasty. On Sunday; tried pineapple, apple and even around a piece of cinnamon roll. Yeah; it was pretty awesome

- Dust is pretty much the unwanted visitor in my home that will never leave

- I've realized my Christmas list as an adult is drastically different than a child. For example;

Kid Marcus: telescope, NES (or any game system), mountain bike, video games, basketball shoes

Adult Marcus: garbage disposal, pizza stone, lawn trimmer/edger, hard drive for computer, hoodies, more hoodies

- I have grown a deep appreciation of scotch thanks to John. An expensive, yet tasty addiction

- It also helps that I love and adore Ron Burgundy and he loves and adores scotch

- I haven't made salsa in a few weeks and it is more than time for a batch

- I think Aura thought I was kidding when I said I can live on tomato sandwiches. I practically did for two weeks and will begin another two weeks while the tomatoes are good

- My opinion of the past has changed; I liked high school, loved college and love where life can take me now even more. Yeah; that was me being optimistic. How do you like them apples?

- Something I've always believed; perception is stronger than any form of reality

- I should be sleeping

- I shouldn't tell myself what to do

- But if I don't who will?

- Guess that means I can have a bowl of coco puffs and ice cream if I feel like it

- Guess that is what being an adult is; just cause you can do something; doesn't mean you do it

- No one but yourself can make you happy. It has taken me over 28 years to believe that. Not just realize it; but believe it. A powerful and profound thought in of its own right

- I took off the beer goggles; Megan Fox is just eye candy; nothing more, nothing less. Before you know it; some other pop tart with edgy tattoos will be shoved in front of us to drool over. I drank the kool-aid; I admit it

- Speaking of Megan Fox; like fantasy football, you need to be on the look out for the next Megan Fox. Here's a list of the potential candidates

- NFL Sunday Ticket; albeit overwhelming at times, is one of the reasons I know god loves me (Paul/Mike/Dan version: is one of the reasons I know science loves me)

- Fantasy Football may be nerdy; but it makes every game on Sunday matter. Hell, it makes Cleveland vs Denver watchable

- Getting paid to golf is never a bad thing

- Getting paid to golf and hit some spectacular shots is even better

- Why is there an MTV Music Awards show when there are no music videos?

- The religious right is like a bad VH1 reality show. Here's a good one; teach adolesent boys that porn turns you gay. Um, really? Do they have a think tank of people with a combined IQ of 50 thinking up this shit? Wow. This scene describes what I think of them

- Jay Z's new album The Blueprint III; epic. Definitely worth listening too

- I'm big on mash up albums right now. Courtesy of Alice and Kirsten; I've some pretty choice albums to listen too

- Stumbled upon a list of Top 10 Female Celebrity Douchebags. Can't really disagree with anyone on this list. Good work

- Hilarious combining politicians, Facebook and humor

- Why is Tila Tequilla still relevant? Shouldn't she be in some Skank Retirement Home with Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and other former coked out celebrities with sex tapes?

I think that about does it. I think I should probably hit the hay. I'll try not to be such a blog stranger. And be careful with those chickens. Goodnight everyone